Quotes - Pregnancy/Newborn

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Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain -- your life will never be the same.
~ CATHERINE JONES


"How To Get Pregnant: 1. Donate your last piece of baby equipment to Goodwill. 2. Send your youngest child off to kindergarten with a dance of joy. 3. Start writing that novel you've always dreamed about ( or take golf lessens, join a bowling league) 4. Spend $ 500. 00 on a new wardrobe for work 5. Get a cat or a puppy. 6. Just finish all the paperwork to adopt a child. 7. Let your best friend or sister use the baby name you'd been hoping to use for your next child."
~  UNKNOWN


A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.
~ MARY MASON


A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
~  UNKNOWN


A grand adventure is about to begin.
~ A.  A. MILNE, WINNIE THE POOH
English Author and Playwright best know for his childrens books featuring Winnie The Pooh.


A journey of 1,000 miles begins with one step.
~  CHINESE PROVERB


A moment in my tummy, a lifetime in my heart.
~  UNKNOWN


A mother's joy begins when new life is stirring inside... when a tiny heartbeat is heard for the very first time, and a playful kick reminds her that she is never alone.
~ CRESENT DRAGONWAGON 


Babies are such a nice way to start people.
~ DON HERROLD


Baby in the tummy, it's all up to mommy But once the baby's had, it's bragging rights for Dad"
~ RODNEY SHERWOOD


Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
~ DON HERROLD


By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
~ PHYLLIS DILLER
Golden Globe-nominated American comedienne, considered to be one of the pioneers of female stand-up comedy.


Children reinvent your world for you.
~ SUSAN SARANDON


Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
~ MARSHALL MCLUHAN


Enthusiasm is one of the most powerful engines of success. When you do a thing, do it with all your might. Put your whole soul into it. Stamp it with your whole personality. Be active, be energetic, be enthusiastic and faithful, and you will accomplish your object. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
~ RALPH WALDO EMERSON
American essayist and poet


Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.
~ CARRIE FISHER


Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
~ BILL COSBY
American comedian, actor, author, television producer and activist.


I begin to love this creature, and to anticipate her birth as a fresh twist to a knot, which I do not wish to untie.
~ MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT


If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
~ MILTON BERLE


If I you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
~ A.  A. MILNE, WINNIE THE POOH
English Author and Playwright best know for his childrens books featuring Winnie The Pooh.


If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
~ LAWRENCE HOUSMAN


If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby, when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on it’s cradle.
~ VINCENT VAN GOGH
Dutch Post-impressionist Artist, with over 900 paintings and 1100 drawings done in a 10 year period.


If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
~ DESIDERIUS ERASMUS
Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus (sometimes known as Desiderius Erasmus of Rotterdam) (October 27, 1466/1469, Rotterdam – July 12, 1536 Basel) was a Dutch Renaissance humanist and Catholic Christian theologian


It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
~ ELINOR GOULDING SMITH


Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born.
~ GEORGE BERNARD SHAW


Life is always a rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.
~ E. B. WHITE
American writer, best known as the author of children's books Charlotte's Web and Stuart Little, and as the co-author of the widely used language guide The Elements of Style.


Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
~ RITA RUDNER


Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essense.
~ VINCENT VAN GOGH
Dutch Post-impressionist Artist, with over 900 paintings and 1100 drawings done in a 10 year period.


Making a decision to have a child--it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~ ELIZABETH STONE


My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
~ STEPHAN WRIGHT


My precious little baby, I have loved you from the start. You are a tiny miracle, Laying closely to my heart. Each day I feel your presence, Each day your heart beats softly, As only I could know. So I’ll keep this in a special place And remember each year through Of this very special time in my life, The time I carried you.
~  UNKNOWN


Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
~ ERMA BOMBECK
Humorist, writer, columnist and journalist


People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
~ CARRIE LATET


Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.
~ CARRIE LATET


Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul.
~  ST. AUGUSTINE
Known as The Greatest of the Latin Fathers


Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart.
~ ROBERT SEXTON


The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
~ JILL CHURCHILL


The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.
~ VICTOR HUGO
French poet, playwright, novelist, essayist, visual artist, statesman, human rights activist. Well known for writing LES MISERABLES, THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME.


There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~ IRENA CHALMERS


To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and undoubtedly inhabited.
~ ANNE  BUCHANAN AND DEBRA KLIGSPORN


To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
~ KAREN SUNDE


To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world.
~  UNKNOWN


You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
~ DAVE BARRY
"Things it took me 50 years to learn"